THESE HANDMADE CHERRY FLAVORED SUCKERS ARE JUST LIKE THE KIND HAHA THIESSEN - TOWN UNDERTAKER AND LOCAL FOOT FETISHIST - USED TO SELL IN HIS STORE BACK IN RHINELAND. THEY ARE EXACT REPLICAS OF PETER FUNK'S PRESIDENTIAL FINGERS SO THAT YOU CAN POSSESS AND INGEST YOUR VERY OWN PIECE OF PRESIDENTIAL POWER!